yup! today marks exactly one month for me in switzerland!, and it has been a blast. chairing conferences, trips to the mountains, concerts in bars:), german classes, high german vs. swiss german (bernedutsch, baseldutsch etc;)), endless trips up and down geneva, millions of falafels, even more tsopf and washing it all down with fondue and white whine- all in all its been awesome.
So, as this is an educative blog and in the spirit of active learning and sharing , here is a lost of top 10 things ive learnt about this country and it's people...
1. Xenophobe's guide to the swiss is a kickass book which anybody visiting / living in this country must read. For the non-swiss its funny and insightful, for the swiss- well its funny and insightful hahaha...
2. the swiss are terrible with compliments, and i mean terrible!. And this for a guy as egocentric as meself:)
3. German is a fun but very difficult language to learn especially when there are some 16,000 different dialects within switzerland itself
4. each city in switzerland is like a different country. in a train ride from bern-geneva you can actually feel the culture and language transition smoothly from german to french through fribourg (mix of german and french speaking city) to lausanne (ze francais begins here) into geneva (aka genf as the german speakers call it). confused? join the club...
5. punctual is not a term you can use in this country...punctual is weak and meek compared to the insane respect for time this place enjoys. Buses and trains can be marked to the SPOT. I mean to the spot...buddy if you're train is at 10:03 in the morning..10:04 is so late you could practically catch the train the next day..tsk tsk..shame on you:)hahaha
6. fondue ROCKS!...and you can eat it with apples, grapes, bread and well pretty much anything
7. if anything goes wrong here, its usually the foreigners to blame:) (and theres a big % of them here mind you)
8. the swiss concept of crowded is most humorous for an indian:)...if you're on a train and 2 out of 4 seats are taken, oh boy..you know its rush hour. dont even think of asking/sitting in the 3rd or 4th empty seat..cos nooooooo, that much space is needed:)
9. the swiss think of EVERYTHING. the last compartment of every train is a fully equipped kiddy play area with jungle gymns and slides and what not...also, there is a special 'silent' compartment where you are not allowed to say a word!..no cell phones, no music...nyet, nichts:)
10. saturdays and sundays are HOLY DAYS , shops close at 4 on saturdays....not a soul manning any shopping areas on sundays....amazing considering this country has the highest per capita income in the world.
thats just the tip of the iceberg...;)much more to come. As i write this, it's 10:15 pm coming to the most eccentric aspect i've seen in switzerland- if living in an apartment building you can't bathe
after 10pm! hahahaha...:) holy crap..and you think you know what 'silence' is....