of the weekend.
Spent the last weekend extremely sick, bed ridden and basically pummelled into nothingness by some mutated version of a throat hammering viral infection. it lasted 2 gruelling days. 103-104 fever and a state of retardation unknown to me without the confederacy of alcohol. watched some nearly 328940328932408 hours of television though and the bottom line of all I saw can be summarized in a few key points:
1. Men's tennis is in good hands. The most unbelievable match ups this last weekend with nadal and murray, this german fantastico called schreiber (or something), gonzales and ofcourse the lord with a racquet - his elegantia Sir Federer. Very pleased is van chitgough, looking forward to further brilliance.
2. India is poised. Poised to become a bunch of idiots. If I hear 'crazy kiya re' one more time I am going to shoot someone. If I hear one more discussion on the race debate regarding shilpa shetty in big brother im going to shoot 2 people. If I find the guy that slapped/jumped on/doggy-styled/drop kicked/side-kicked/shadow punched/uppercut/body slammed greg chappell in bhubaneshwar I'm going to ....you guessed it, shoot him. Get a life, get a job, earn some cash and support your family idiot. Noone cares if your Orissa players got into the indian team or not. you shouldn't either. its not putting bread on your table. India is poised remember? please be poised and stop acting like idiots.
3. To the indian media, get A LIFE. learn something from the BBC and intersperse logical, analytical and FACTUAL news reports with programs of substance and class on matters and subjects that entertain and improve perceptions and ambitions of life. You are a mockery on the state of news journalism and quite frankly- turning into a pretty pathetic version of B-grade Tollywood. If i hear one more soundtrack accompanying visions and video recordings of a young girl being made to recite the sight of her dad slitting her mother's throat...good lord I'm going to shoot myself.
4. India won. Dada did, does and will always rule. I've maintained it from the start and I'm glad I was right. More importantly I'm glad he was right. Keep going boss dawg. You're the one that set this ball rolling, its time to cap it some memorable victories here and in the caribbean.
Hrmphhh, maybe I'm just grumpy from being so ill.
1. Men's tennis is in good hands. The most unbelievable match ups this last weekend with nadal and murray, this german fantastico called schreiber (or something), gonzales and ofcourse the lord with a racquet - his elegantia Sir Federer. Very pleased is van chitgough, looking forward to further brilliance.
2. India is poised. Poised to become a bunch of idiots. If I hear 'crazy kiya re' one more time I am going to shoot someone. If I hear one more discussion on the race debate regarding shilpa shetty in big brother im going to shoot 2 people. If I find the guy that slapped/jumped on/doggy-styled/drop kicked/side-kicked/shadow punched/uppercut/body slammed greg chappell in bhubaneshwar I'm going to ....you guessed it, shoot him. Get a life, get a job, earn some cash and support your family idiot. Noone cares if your Orissa players got into the indian team or not. you shouldn't either. its not putting bread on your table. India is poised remember? please be poised and stop acting like idiots.
3. To the indian media, get A LIFE. learn something from the BBC and intersperse logical, analytical and FACTUAL news reports with programs of substance and class on matters and subjects that entertain and improve perceptions and ambitions of life. You are a mockery on the state of news journalism and quite frankly- turning into a pretty pathetic version of B-grade Tollywood. If i hear one more soundtrack accompanying visions and video recordings of a young girl being made to recite the sight of her dad slitting her mother's throat...good lord I'm going to shoot myself.
4. India won. Dada did, does and will always rule. I've maintained it from the start and I'm glad I was right. More importantly I'm glad he was right. Keep going boss dawg. You're the one that set this ball rolling, its time to cap it some memorable victories here and in the caribbean.
Hrmphhh, maybe I'm just grumpy from being so ill.
