i hate forwards...but
so for those of you that no longer want to be in touch with me because i replied with tremendous levels of 'rudeness' and curtness on receiving a forward from you, I have broken my resolve. I read a forward today without mind numbingly deleting it because it came from the one and only KS..; who on a scale of 1-10 of the ability to deal with stupid people (many of whom reside in the email forwarding community) scores a back-breaking minus 3248290423847 (i.e the man has no patience)
the forward brought a smile to my face cos it doesnt necessarily describe to my exact concepts of 'friendship' , but certainly subscribes to some of my friends with me:) For those out there reading this and nodding in agreement:) , a big holler and hug !
the forward brought a smile to my face cos it doesnt necessarily describe to my exact concepts of 'friendship' , but certainly subscribes to some of my friends with me:) For those out there reading this and nodding in agreement:) , a big holler and hug !
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we f***ed up ... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say
"Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the f*** out!
Amen!!
Posted by
Karan Vir Arya |
3:03 PM, November 17, 2006
ahhh thank you for bringing a smile to my face on this hot sunday morning!
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
yea this one? theres another alternative.
my friend regularly goes 'so hows praz?'
me : thats AUNTY PRASANNA TO YOU!!
hilarious forward!
Posted by
Madame Mahima |
7:44 AM, November 19, 2006
I like thisone soooo much! Great! And I like the one with prison and crying...soooo true...:-))))) LoL
HOpe you are doing goood Dhruv. Would love to chat to you some day! Hugging you
Sue
Posted by
Sue |
1:17 PM, November 20, 2006
"FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say
"Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
Hahahahahahah. That REALLY made my day! =D
Posted by
saba |
11:54 PM, November 20, 2006
Loved this post Chitgo! I have seen it with some extras but cant remember them right now.
I will make sure I send them to you once i get the full version
Hope you are absolutely spiffing!
Posted by
Ladi |
5:43 PM, November 24, 2006