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i hate forwards...but

so for those of you that no longer want to be in touch with me because i replied with tremendous levels of 'rudeness' and curtness on receiving a forward from you, I have broken my resolve. I read a forward today without mind numbingly deleting it because it came from the one and only KS..; who on a scale of 1-10 of the ability to deal with stupid people (many of whom reside in the email forwarding community) scores a back-breaking minus 3248290423847 (i.e the man has no patience)

the forward brought a smile to my face cos it doesnt necessarily describe to my exact concepts of 'friendship' , but certainly subscribes to some of my friends with me:) For those out there reading this and nodding in agreement:) , a big holler and hug !

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we f***ed up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say
"Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the f*** out!

ahhh thank you for bringing a smile to my face on this hot sunday morning!

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

yea this one? theres another alternative.
my friend regularly goes 'so hows praz?'
me : thats AUNTY PRASANNA TO YOU!!

hilarious forward!

I like thisone soooo much! Great! And I like the one with prison and crying...soooo true...:-))))) LoL
HOpe you are doing goood Dhruv. Would love to chat to you some day! Hugging you
Sue

"FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say
"Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

Hahahahahahah. That REALLY made my day! =D

Loved this post Chitgo! I have seen it with some extras but cant remember them right now.

I will make sure I send them to you once i get the full version
Hope you are absolutely spiffing!

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