The right thing to do while drunk
Sam wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Sam looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Sam asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Sam asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "Lady leave me alone! I'm married!"
Moral:
Self-induced hangover -- $100.00
Broken furniture -- $2,000.00
Breakfast -- $10.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk- PRICELESS……
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any coincidence in character to our own beloved sam gurjer is purely intentional:)
Sam looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Sam asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Sam asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "Lady leave me alone! I'm married!"
Moral:
Self-induced hangover -- $100.00
Broken furniture -- $2,000.00
Breakfast -- $10.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk- PRICELESS……
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any coincidence in character to our own beloved sam gurjer is purely intentional:)
i love this one :D
Posted by
NYC_NTP |
6:57 PM, June 23, 2006
Is this a Master Card Commercial???
Sounds fun! hehe
Posted by
Chiara's wonderful world |
12:06 AM, June 24, 2006
Dude I think Sam is well on his way to becoming like this...we need to save him dude!!!
Posted by
Abs |
11:24 AM, June 26, 2006
hahahaha, great yar great. He's perfect one to fit in this gag !
Posted by
Aalekh |
1:31 PM, June 26, 2006
I beg to differ. I dont think Sam would have said the 'right thing'. He is quite capable of mixing up people, sending messages to wrong people and what not. I think you know what I mean ;-)
Btw, I uploaded a few pics Shiv took that day at Sports Bar.
Posted by
Karan Vir Arya |
2:24 PM, June 26, 2006
haha...but ill take Sam's side on this one ... he's got us out of a lot of shit when we were drunk, talking in Marathi with the cops, asking Janta to home deliver at 4 in the morning even though the place is like 10km away.
But all of the above is also true. Karan if you reading this..."Partner Imagines" I think takes the cake.
TC
Posted by
Jitu |
11:59 AM, June 27, 2006